What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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