Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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