they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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