everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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