is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
i came on her dog
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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