Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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