I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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