Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I have peed in a lot of sinks
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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