Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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