If i could tip my vagina, i would.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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