I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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