How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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