and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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