Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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