We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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