bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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