why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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