Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We have started to decorate penises.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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