ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
She announced her abortion via fbk
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Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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