these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
did i just pee glitter
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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