I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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