Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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