he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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