Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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