Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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