Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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