he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
