Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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