I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I think a kid would responsible me up
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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