i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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