What did we do last night that was yellow?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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