real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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