Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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