Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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