U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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