I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Randomize
