i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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