no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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