super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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