.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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