If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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