Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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