You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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