So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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