Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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