North Korea, Best Korea!
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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