Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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