I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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