i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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