return my video game
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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