So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
i think my cat just said my name.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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