In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Randomize
