So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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