question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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